”’I’m really not a cat person”’
but their feeT LOOK LIKE BEANS
THEIR. FEET. LOOK. LIKE. BEANS.
I said I wasn’t a cat person and then my roommate adopted a cat and she liked me more than my roommate, so here we are.
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
so benedict did a strip tease
for a charity
is he real is my life real